In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

king-styless:

one of the best scenes in the whole fuckin movie

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

nobody hates me more than i hate me 

゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

unclefather:

I don’t really eat ass. It’s a metaphor. You put it in your mouth but you don’t let it kill you.